October 18, 2009 | Sex & Society

Gay man tries pussy 'for science'

Marc Wilson wanted to try something completely different. He could have gone skydiving, but that, apparently, just wasn't scary enough. Instead, he decided to fuck a woman.

"As someone who knew he was gay from age eleven and was also born by c-section, I was both confident and content with the fact that I had never come into contact with a vagina," he wrote. "But what would I discover if I actually gave this whole "woman" thing a try? After all, I think women are awesome in general, so maybe having sex would turn my "like" into "love." Would I enjoy it? Could I increase the size of my dating pool? With grim determination and thoughts of liberated sexuality, I set out to see."

Fun! Um, not!

And talk about awkward, he decided to do it with a good friend. A few drinks made that conversation a little easier.

As one would expect, the boobs were a distraction - and not in a good way.

"Once again I found that boobs only served to confuse me," Wilson admitted. "I knew that they were supposed to be star players in this whole sex-with-a-woman thing, but I was on top of her. How could I touch them without doing the sexual equivalent of a one-handed push up?"

Luckily a collection of Honcho magazines were in reach. Without them Wilson would not have been able to complete his experiment.

His conclusion: "It's true that I thought I wouldn't be into sex with a girl and then discovered that indeed I wasn't. But that's not so bad; the real shame would be if I actually had the capacity to enjoy it, but never bothered to find out."

We're not about to try the vajajay experience, but we'd be more than pleased to help out any straight guys curious about dick ...

I did it for science: heterosexuality []