February 23, 2012 | Sex & Society

Oklahoma to ban masturbation?

Talk about life begins at erection!

Constance Johnson, a pro-choice Democrat,  recently introduced an amendment to an Oklahoma anti-abortion "personhood" bill, which would make "any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

The amendment would have made everything from oral sex to anal sex, from  masturbation to sex with a condom illegal. She said she added the amendment to point out what she saw as an over-reaching bill that would give full human rights and protections to a fetus from the moment of conception.

Johnson has since removed the amendment, admitting it was a joke, and leaving Oklahoma's wankers free to stroke without the fear of a police raid. 

Oklahoma Democrat jokingly calls for anti-masturbation provision in "personhood bill" []