Introducing the Wankband: the first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet ... by loving yourself!

 

The device is being proposed by the folks at Pornhub. "We’re concerned about the amount of energy consumed by our users while enjoying the millions of hours of content we provide on our site," the company explained. "That’s why we’ve decided to pitch in to help save the environment by creating a revolutionary wearable tech device. Find out more about the Wankband and how you can create dirty energy at and sign up to become a Be(a)ta tester so you can find out how this amazing invention can help you save the planet."

 

Could it be a real thing? Inventors have created similar devices powered by walking and running, so a charger that works while you jerk seems like a very real possibility. But won't it get in the way?