According to this new tourism ad for Mississippi: “Thanks to Governor Bryant, we have an oppressive law to match our oppressive heat. Here you can march to the beat of your own drum as long as that beat harkens back to 1888. Visit one of our soul food restaurants and swallow your sense of humanity. Toast to being the state with being the third highest teen pregnancy rate. Come dance your heart out without the fear of gay man or lesbian showing you up.”

 

Okay, it's not a real ad ... but it should be.