December 20, 2020 | Hotties

9 days of Dicksmas

Happy holidays! We’re celebrating the most wonderful time of the year with 9 celebrity dicks you’ll want to shove down your chimneys.

From Tom Mercier’s damn near infamously hung schlong to Gianfranco Longhi's lickable treat, here are the 9 celeb penises that truly put the “Dicks” in “Dicksmas.” It’s the reason for the squeezin’ ya’ll!

And you can see even more famous dicks at !

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Gianfranco Longhi in Equation to an Unknown

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Corey Knight in We Are Who We Are

7

Daniel Craig in Love is the Devil

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Jonathan Barnwell in Industry (and there’s more here)

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Siddhartha Rajan in Easy

4

Michael Fassbender in Shame

3

Juan Carlos Maldonado in The Prince

2

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen

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Tom Mercier in Synonyms

You can find more celebrity cocks on display at !