July 29, 2022 | Celeb Watch

Let's talk about Neil Patrick Harris' dick

Today, Netflix released its new comedy series Uncoupled. It follows Michael Lawson (played by Neil Patrick Harris), a gay real estate agent in New York City who finds himself suddenly single after a 17-year relationship.

As he fumbles through the dating scene of 2022, he soon realizes online flirting often involves a mandatory dick pic!

Apparently, we do get to see the pic he uses. Sadly, said pic is not of Harris' penis.

Instead, he searched through pictures of other men's pricks and helped choose the one he liked best.

“Not only did I get approval, [but] I was asked to choose said dick, which is harder than you think, no pun intended,"

He could have used “a flaccid latex phallus that was left in my dressing room," but Harris said it was not acceptable "because I’m more proud of Michael’s member than something that is mass-produced, that you can purchase online.”

He added: “So we started looking through photos of people who have taken pics of their dongs in locker rooms. And you had to find the right angle and girth and manscapery. And I think we found the right mix. I’m proud of what I’m packing downstairs.”

Did he make the right choice? You'll have to watch the series to find out.