January 28, 2009 | Online

Plushie Schwartz bears all

sysnab.ru Interview
He's not your typical porn star, and normally the thought of seeing a grown man fuck around in a bear suit would creep us out, but there's something almost sexy about .

Maybe it's the handy pull down flaps that reveal his hard cock and sweet ass crack. Perhaps it's all the action he gets from cute, bear lovin' boys like Corey Koons. Could it be those glazed over, unblinking eyes that seem to say 'you'll do for now?' We're not quite sure, but even messed up on vodka, antidepressants, and Golden Girls reruns, he knows a thing or two about making men cum.

Just don't call him a Teddy Bear ...

Relax, I'm a trained professional.

sysnab.ru: So tell us a bit about yourself ... how does a big Teddy Bear make his way into porn?

Plushe Schwartz: I'm not a big Teddy Bear, I'm a dude in a Bearsuit.  The porn was something I stumbled upon to support my rather substantial drinking habit.

Favorite position?

I like to do it Doggie Style.

Anything you won't do on camera?

I'd never take off my bearsuit on camera.  Wouldn't want to spoil the mystery and all that.

Any other Furries we should know about?

There's a new Furrie I'm working with by the name of Furry Fundido.  We're planning a shoot together soon where we double penetrate this punk dude so be on the lookout for that!

Now we know why Corey Koons gets hard
whenever he sees a stuffed animal.

Now the video with you and Corey Koons are pretty hot. What's your favorite thing about fucking around with him?

I love Corey Koons!  Maybe if I weren't such a mess he'd marry me. His ass is my favorite thing about him.  He has a magic ass.  It's all velvety and awesome inside.  It eats lube like you wouldn't believe though.  It's the strangest thing.

Any porn stars you want to work with?

Wolf Hudson can unhatch the backdoor to my bearsuit ANYTIME.

Mmmmm, fresh calamari!

Crabs are a nuisance for the best of us ... how does a bear deal with the itchy little critters?

Remarkably I have never had crabs! (Though I had a relationship with a giant purple Squid for a while.) I don't think they can handle the chemicals and booze pulsing through my veins at any given time.

What is one thing people would be surprised to know about you?

I can knit a sweater like nobody's business!

You can check out more of Plushie at his website !